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[medusagirlfriend]

the sexual tension between me and a pretty girl on public transportation who doesn’t even notice i’m there

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[pissvortex]

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

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[lesbitchin]

if you don’t reblog this you’re straight

[transmedtwink]

I legally can’t scroll past this post

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[chastainjessica]

You son of a bitch. I never made one of these when you were still responding because I was so mad at you for leaving. And then when you went quiet, it seemed like I should live with that decision. And I have. But today’s my birthday. And it’s a special one, because you told me… You once told me that when you came back, we might be the same age. And today I’m the age you were when you left. So it would be a real good time for you to come back.

Interstellar(2014) dir. Christopher Nolan

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[girlfriendluvr]

this is still the best tweet ever made

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[nerdgul]

Go outside, look at the moon. The moons so pretty isn’t it. Yeah. Take a picture of the moon. Oh no bad picture it looks like a weird dumb speck. But the moons so pretty????
U know ur real pretty to. cameras arnt very nice sometimes. But your still pretty. Just like moon

[jamiefrickengib]

a dog wrote this

[nerdgul]

!!!!